Friday, April 27, 2007

I am starting to tire of this job. I had 4 days off, could have taken another two without complaint.
The thing is, I like the people, but the people are disappearing. One went into labor, OK can't control that. Another quit. So now during our down time I don't really have anyone to talk to and I think that's why I'm getting bored.
There is only so much internet I can surf in a day.
Also, now that my cubical partner is gone, I'm kind of worried about another person who feels the need to talk to me nonstop during the weekends. He's been getting closer and closer to me, really invading my personal space and now he's probably going to think "OMG we have the whole cubical to ourselves!"
I want a lap top so I can bring it to work and play the Sims on it during the weeked. The time is bound to go by faster that way...

Posted by the_ninja_style at 11:38 AM

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

A recap of my 3 days in Texas:
- Most everyone annoyed me
- Hunter continues not to understand why we had to fly to Chicago in order to get to Dallas. The serious lack of logic pains his little brain. I find this cute as hell.
- Skipped out on a turkey dinner to watch Law and Order. Yes folks, I am that lame.
- Family annoyed me
- Flight was delayed due to rain in midwest but I'm back bitches!

In other news, Toby didn't burn down the apartment, but damn close. His car got towed. The apartment smells like sausage and beer.
Also: It's called a dish washer hunny, and it ain't me. Learn how to use it.

That is all!

Posted by the_ninja_style at 10:02 AM

Monday, April 23, 2007

Yesterday at 4pm my grandfather died of a stroke. It was his 2nd stroke in a year and though everyone knew his time was limited, it is still a huge loss for my family.
Always funny, always in a good mood, no matter what he was going through he managed to make you laugh.

Posted by the_ninja_style at 6:33 AM

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Dear a certain wrestler;
Remember that night I had to sit next to you at Denny's and Kurt was mad because "He didn't get paid to babysit."?
Remember that time you broke your thumb in your NY City hotel room because you refused to let my friend Arie help you with your flight schedule?
Remember how EVERY FUCKING YEAR YOU GET KICKED OUT OF THE UK??

Where is your father to tell you to knock that shit off? SMH

Posted by the_ninja_style at 11:33 AM

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Dear My Stomach:
I have no idea what the hell you are doing but if you could, you know, stop, that would be great.
The power of Tums and Peptobismo could not stop you and let me tell you that is one hell of a powerful team to defeat.
You kept me awake all night grumbling, only to stop and making me think it was safe to sleep. Oh but how wrong I was...
So yeah, please stop. I'd like to nap some time to day.

Posted by the_ninja_style at 6:57 AM

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Over on the Walmart Live Journal, an assistant manager became angry because someone posted a comic strip that said "False Hope Only." They went on a rant about how people shouldn't have to hear good job and should be expected to do whatever is asked of them without management thanking them.
Yeah. Right.
As someone else pointed out, "And that is why Walmart looses so many associates."

Posted by the_ninja_style at 9:21 AM

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Spring Cleaning Days has arrived!! On Wednesday April 18th and Thursday April 19th, I will go to battle against germs, dust, and clutter!

No more pine scented air fresheners, out of my way hand stitched snow men towels! Oh and you bath tub? OOOOH you better run cause I've got Comet and Sponge just waiting to kick your grimy ass!
They've been training all Winter long, just waiting to regain their tag team titles and you better believe they are coming for you, Bathtub!
Don't you laugh at me Stove! You think 401 and Brilo Pad forgot about you? You better think again! You'll meet them in a handicap match! Whose laughin' now caked on burnt food?
AND YOU! *points at closet* That's right, I'm talking to you! You've been running around stealing clothes, shoes, and god knows what else you've been hiding but I'm going to find out! Bring it huh? Oh I'm gonna bring it like it's never been brought, buddy!!

*Arms self with cleaning supplies* Are you all ready?!? Well then lets kick some germ ASS!!

Posted by the_ninja_style at 5:22 AM